Emily. 25. I can make some bomb as fuck cookies so you should totally be friends with me.
Loki would kill us all for a Snickers bar. He’s not a saint, and he’d probably kill Thor for a king sized Snickers after some contemplation.
Kathleen Hanna (via camewiththeframe)
Conor and i took my mom and her boyfriend to dinner and I come home with two boxes of Christmas china and some ceramic canisters.
Mom, you’re not leaving anything left for me to bug the families for at our wedding!!
Who has two thumbs and just hit herself in the face with a car door?