Emily. 25. I can make some bomb as fuck cookies so you should totally be friends with me.
lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and that is incredibly disturbing
A brief summary of my sister’s cats:
Flynn: hey whatcha doin’? I love you. You wanna pet me? Pet me! I love you! Is that a thing? Can I play with it? I’m gonna play with it. I love you! Pet meeeee.
Isabella: Leave me alone foreve— oh heyyyy is that food? Hey best friend! I’ve never eaten food before, can you tell by my crying? I’ve been living in squalor, you must give me every food. Okay, I’m bored of you now, fuck off.
Marlowe: You are beneath me, mere mortal. Place your offering of sustenance before me and begone.