Emily. 25. I'm totally dancing for you right now. No, stop running away. I love you.

 

The amount of people who get excited about incest on this website makes me a little uncomfortable :(

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

Showed up to my doctor’s appointment an hour early, so I’m awkwardly sitting in a starbucks drinking bottled water because I can’t eat anyrhing before they draw blood. Lame.

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ah, Facebook, where you discover the people you actually know in person still have these ass-backwards mentalities. Oh my god.

smallestgrackle:

bana05:

kit-kat-sb:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

This makes me so mad

Just damn. The racism is FLAGRANT. Like, wow. I would’ve rather everyone be white and WRONG than this fuckery here. Good Lord.

this is fucking madness what are they doinggggg

smallestgrackle:

bana05:

kit-kat-sb:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

This makes me so mad

Just damn. The racism is FLAGRANT. Like, wow. I would’ve rather everyone be white and WRONG than this fuckery here. Good Lord.

this is fucking madness what are they doinggggg

Ahhhh, home from housesitting for my sister. She’s got a great place, but it’s so good to be back in my own home. And to not be torn apart by adorable little kitty claws.

Like seriously, they were precious but I have so many scratches.

I have a scratch on my boob.

It’s awkward.