Emily. 25. I can make some bomb as fuck cookies so you should totally be friends with me.

 

I'm so tired

Conor: babe, why are you standing in front of the fridge?

Me: I can't remember what I ate earlie--TWO CORNDOGS.

Conor: O.O

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

(Source: fumi-kanno)

I’m literally so tired at I can barely keep my eyes open.

I want to fall asleep but it’s too early and I know I’ll wake up at like 11 or something if I do. Dammittt.

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

verifascinating:

icarusinstatic:

iwouldfookthat:

This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever made.

I CAN’T BREATH

I laughed too hard not to reblog with my special eyes

Why is everyone so afraid of making doctor’s appointments? It’s really not that bad, you just call the office, say what’s wrong, and they tell you when to come in. Nothing scary about that.

Filing your own taxes, trying to apply for a loan, getting a credit card; that shit is scary.